The Unhandled Exception

Woken abruptly by the realization that time is slipping by faster than
any other point in the day. Struggle to drag my aching body out of my
cocoon of blankets and slumber. Slowly stumble my way toward the
bathroom, stopping half way to realize that it is occupied.

I nod out leaning my head against the wall. ”I can lay back down till
the bathroom is free.” I lie to myself. Lord knows once I’m out,
anything short of a tornado will struggle to wake me.

Shit, how is it 7:30?! I scramble to the bathroom, streaking down the
hall. ”I hope the kids don’t see me…” Ahhh, peace and tranquility
for 10 minutes. I try to will space and time to my desired timeline
which would allow for the hours I wish to spend in the hot shower.
Sadly this oasis is but a mirage. Right outside that door is the
hectic, mind jarring reality that is morning life in my household.

Open the bathroom door; back to reality. Is everyone ready? No?
“Dammit, get a move on!” I scream at the top of my lungs, in my head.
“What? It is not my fault you don’t have clean socks!” I remind my
oldest. ”Have you had breakfast? Do you have everything you need for
school? Did you brush your teeth?” I bark. “Why, oh why are you
not dressed?” I ask my middle child. ”I don’t like getting up and
doing stuff either kids, but we have to, so lets get cranking!” I
preach to both of my school aged children. ”Son of a bitch, I sound
just like my parents.” I tell myself.

Finally, making our way to the door. My wife asks “Did you take your
vitamins? Oh, and don’t forget to make that payment today.” she says with a smile, followed by a kiss goodbye. I begrudgingly confirm that it will be taken care of. I then analyze
these questions and am humbled by the realization that we all need a
little guidance.

Of course, as a result of this analysis and my wondering mind, I
forgot to make that damn payment.

Good morning, world, did you make that damn payment?!

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